Acquiring Satellites..

After dealing with “one of those people” the other day I had an idea. What if you combined the game of Perfection and a keyboard. Instead of the timer that the original Perfection game included this special keyboard would be triggered by typing something stupid.

You thought firing off that “First Post lolz ” message was funny. All of a sudden the keys fly off your keyboard in random directions, now you get to spend 10 min remembering what comes after QWERTY. Think of it as a shock collar for the internet.

It’s also a non-lethal alternative to SOIP (Stab Over IP) that has been suggested by others.